ATWT: Episode 82: Hastag Finish it Lord
The Lone Ranger was cool as hell when I was a kid, but Johnny Depp fucked that memory all to hell.
Larry’s rockin his gangster voice while discussing area codes.
Poor JJ is kickin rocks and sad doggin the world. It’s just one of those days.
JJ is showing distinct results of working out…WRONG.
Would you mind a big burly guy giving you a beard massage while you lay back over the hair sink
Larry likes to sit as his desk during the day and comb his beard. He’s also been known to leave his comb in the beard like a ‘fro pick.
What if you popped a beard massage boner? How would you explain that shit to your Deebo masseuse?
JJ’s big dreams are to play a rock, not “The Rock”, but a rock in a Jono Grey production.
I think buying digit downloadable content is the way to go when compared to renting. If I like it enough to buy it, odds are, I’ll like it enough to watch it twice.
When it comes to Dallas Ivy, Larry doesn’t mind taking on the Creepy Uncle role.
Jamie Gravy has a new comedy partner and they will be making their ATWT debut next week. Meanwhile, they’re making funny videos as Chocnilla Entertainment.
Larry is still fighting this damn sinus infection. Went to the doctor and took a shot right in the butthole.
We’re going to need to find out if the Chocnilla Ent. logo is intentionally designed to look like gay Jungle Fever.
We’ve had two President Bushes, and now we’ll have two President Clinton’s. WRONG!!!!
If you buy an “autographed copy”, do you think it’s actually autographed by the author?
Did you know that Donald Trump’s father was arrested in 1927 while participating in a KKK riot.
History has proven that punishment of a family member can cross multiple generations.
Back in the day, a fight was a gentlemen’s encounter with assumed rules and a post fight handshake or at times even a bond of friendship.
As kids, we would get in serious throw downs and the next day be over at homeboys house askin if he could come out and play.
JJ’s not trying to be an old school dad, but he just doesn’t want his son to “download” his childhood.
As a gambling addict JJ takes advantage of every opportunity to play poker and NOTHING will get in his way!!
On his way to the game, JJ stops at CVS for some cold beer and some small bills and finds a dude having a heart attack in the doorway of the store.
JJ really needs to repent in front of the congregation of a mega church. It’s going to take an altar call to fix his soul.
Ever been finger banged by your Lord and Savior? WTF you ask? We have it for you, right here.
BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, POW!! #finishitlord
Larry, why do you think this video has anything to do with fingerbanging? All you have to do is look at the pastor.
This pastor has a ton of ink on him, including what looks like a double SS lightning bolt on his neck.
Suddenly, we find ourselves in a Flash Flood Warning! Stay in the Water was a Negro Hymn about following the river to the Underground Railroad.
Halloween has been ruined by all of the perceived allergies of this generation. I’m callin bullshit on most of them.
How can anyone be allergic to gluten when at one time, that’s all we as humans had to eat?
My wife has a nut allergy too, but not the peanut kind. Come on baby, I got the epipen right here.
Whenever you’re tryin to land that side piece, you always gotta tell ‘em you ain’t fuckin your main girl. Nah baby, it’s cool. We ain’t fuckin.
Our media host Libsyn featured us this week on their show, The Feed!
In an effort to put HER responsibilities on everyone else, a mother posted a flyer on how to be a responsibly celebrate Halloween.
Halloween Flyer
My son has severe allergies and comes home every year devastated that he can’t eat any candy that he’s collected at your homes while Trick or Treating. Don’t exclude my child, or any other child from the fun.
This Halloween, practice responsible parenting and DO NOT distribute candy containing nuts of any kind, gluten or dairy. Be mindful of everyone’s child.
Here are some tasty and allergy conscience suggestions:
- Carrot Sticks (Fun to eat, healthy and easy on the teeth)
- Smarties
- Necco Wafers
- Lifesavers
- Brach’s Lemon Drops
- Raisins (But stay away from Raisinettes!!!!)
Have you ever received actual pennies or pencils in your Halloween haul bag?
One year JJ’s mom freaked out about razor blades in apples so much, she posted a newspaper article on their door with a basket of healthy snack alternatives.
The healthy snack alternatives did not go over well. Kids vandalized J’s house, broke windows and all sorts of bad shit.
Larry didn’t hand out candy this year because kids just dress way to slutty to be going trick or treating.
You never know when you may need to call the Texas Law Hawk to cover your ass!!
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