Stacy used to break Larry mentally way back in the day. But, it made him mentally tougher each time.

Criminal that broke into Gerds house seemed to want to be a fighter.  Although his best move was taking an ass whoopin.

Now days people are given a false sense of security buy literally buying their black belts over a 2-3 year period.

Remember the Star Wars kid bouncing around all nimbly bimbly?  He’s an anti-bully advocate and lawyer now.

Gerd got bullied alot too and he’s not exactly a small dude. But, he is a softy in the center.

Bullying continues to happen even in the adult world unless you do something about it.

I tend to say things that may occasionally be hurtful, but I really hate accidentally hurting someone’s feelings.

Bullying can actually be a lesson for you.  It can focus your efforts to be a better person.

Don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself.  A little confidence goes a LONG way.

Believe it or not, Larry likes to troll people on Facebook when given the opportunity.

Lena Dunham is a less than attractive woman that can’t seem to keep her clothes on.

We do not train our children with a better foundation to make safer and smarter decisions

Ever seen Revenge of the Nerds?  It’s a CLASSIC comedy that introduced alot of young boys to the joys of Titties.

While researching the Topless Day festival on http://www.gotopless.org I stumbled across what appeared to be a fuckin dude.

A fuckin dude started the Topless Day Festival by some dude wearing a Star of David with a swastika in the middle?  Confused much?

Why would chics be shocked to see dudes at a Go Topless event?  DERP!!

Have you ever heard the 4 chord song?  I don’t want to ruin it, but I can assure you that you have!

Larry never claimed to be able to sing, but he is like the Stephen Hawking of singing!!

Innovation, especially in the realm of human ability is mind boggling.  Look at the Olympic gymnasts of the 50’s and compare them to gymnasts of today.

I am a no motorcycle drivin kinda guy, but I would love to have a Slingshot!

Larry needs to get some girth to stop Ginger from talkin all soft.

In a last desperate attempt to have a stylish hairstyle, I grew my hair out longer than I have since high school, but it just didn’t work for long.

Do you carry your sidearm while driving?  Or, do you keep it in your center console or something?

Life revolved around World of Warcraft for years.  I actually hooked my wife up with her first in game boyfriend…lol

Cocks for Glocks is still going strong as you will hear! Giving out dildos will reduce gun crime…somehow.

Are guns on college campuses really a good idea? Rumor has it certain professors wont teach at a school where this was allowed.

Gerd’s wife is welcome to use my Tony Little’s Gazelle anytime he, I mean she feels the need.

Do you take it in the ass?  Do you take it in the ass?  Do you take it in the  aaaaasssssssss?

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