In this episode: Catwoman

The persona of Sloane Steel may finally be dead. Ben has transformed his real name into his stage name. The duality of man and cat is at stake this week, when our intrepid hosts watch the Halle Berry classic: Catwoman. The duo comb through the life of Mrs Berry to find out why she phoned this one the fuck in. You know movie isn’t shit (According to Sloane)? Penguins of Madagascar. Before they get to the movie, they take a weird detour into the world of Disney teeny-bopper TV shows. Dorst takes a vacation and tries his best to not watch Catwoman… but he did. Sloane finds her contractor, but his excuses are dubious. Ben tries to school Sloane on the perfect TV size / room ratio and other nonsense. Arguments are had about food consumption, weight gain and recording nights. When they finally get back to the movie, they review the CG, women’s suffrage and Dorst thinks Oscars should be stripped. Dorst makes one last ditch effort to explain the REAL Catwoman to Sloane before the Skype connection craps out.

Final verdict? This movie set cats back just as much as it set women back.

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