TTB: Episode 054: Chocolate Ass
The Two Bobs episode 54 for Monday, February 26, 2018:
- What are The Bobs drinking?
- Rob slurped down a Powerline Porter by Latitude 42 Brewing Co. https://untappd.comb/latitude-42-brewing-company-powerline-porter/404829
- Robert enjoyed a Baltic Anomaly by New Holland Brewing. http://newhollandbrew.com/beer/baltic-anomaly/
- Follow us on Untappd at @robertk328 and @PhilRoberts33 or you’re getting feces flung at your chest like a Japenese porn actress making a scat film.
- The Bobs discuss the chocolate ass epidemic that’s sweeping the globe.
- Do you drink with your co-workers? Hopefully you follow more of these guidelines than The Bobs. https://www.supercall.com/culture/work-happy-hour-drinking-with-coworkers
- The mass media outlets are run by Russian trolls and can no longer be trusted (just ask our president). Luckily The Bobs are committed to bringing you the only news you’ll need this week. You can thank them now with cash. Yes, they accept PayPal. Anyway, here’s another double dose of CRAZY NEWS to wet your teets.
- An Indiana lady is spotted shoplifting by an overpaid security guard and goes ape shit on him. Literally no pun intended. https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2018/02/16/impd-menards-shoplifter-escapes-feces-attack/344426002/
- In a failed attempt to restore the white shark’s reputation of being a kind, cuddly ocean creature, a shark-hugging Greenpeace hippy gets his arm bitten off. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/greenpeace-activist-gets-arm-bitten-off-after-hugging-a-white-shark/
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